ring a bell

The weather was good.

Joey could feel the breeze on his face.
"Why not sleep again? I don't see why not?"
"Why spend so much time awake?"
" So much quarrel, so much argument, it's so boring!"

Joey felt the pillow, petted it softly, then digged his face in it.

"Stupid life! Stupid grandma! Stupid Faith!!"
The air was gentle.
Joey felt asleep.

Rrrrring! Rrrring!
Someone it's calling!!!

" Hello!? who is this?" asked Joey.
"It's Jack B.... (inaudible) from Telephony, we have A WONDERFUL discount for you this month if...."
" What??"
" !! (cough) Is your mother here?"
" No, she is not."
" What about your father?
"He neither."
" Grandparents?"
"Nope."
" Now let me ask you."
"OK"
"Why are you calling to my house?"
"I'm working you see..."
" Working calling?
"Yes, I make many calls a day, and you are like, fifty calls. "
" It's very early in the morning, what time did you get up this morning?"
" Around 5 O'Clock."
" Woooooww"
" I'm glad that you sound like interested in our offer, if you get registered before next Saturday, you would have chance to get our PRize!"
" Prizes? Told that many are scam."
" !! "Jack coughs.
" Are you eating your breakfast?"
" No, I coughed."
" aha."
" You know what? I think I would call you again another day, bye."

Joey hanged up the phone. The phone conversation was almost getting interesting!
Then appeared someone in the front gate.

Joey saw there was a shadow moving behind the door.

"Ding-dong!"

Who would it be??
Joey opened the newspaper who and asked
"Who is this??" Joey felt a little bit nervous.

"It's me, from post office."
" Go away, post office don't open on Sunday."
"I'm from APS, it's a very special package. "
" Really?"
" Sure is"
" Wait."

Joey called Mom,

" Wwwwhat's the matter, son?"
" Someone is knocking on the door and I don't know what to do."
" Go talk to grandma, isn't she there?"
" Grandma took the bus. SHe told me she was going to your place."
" Darrn!!"
" What is that person asking?"
" He says he is APS."
" Eh? What else?
- " Package"
- "Ok, then ask him who is the sender."

JOey yelled
" Who sent the package?"
" It's written.....from Uncle Smiley"
"Okay, go ahead and open the door. must be that crumpsy HOnk Hans" said Mom.
" Okay, must be that crumsy Honhands."said Joey and opened the door.
The delivery man laughed when he heard what Joey said.
" you don't need to them the guy- delivery man every word I say, got it?
" WHY?"
" Because you don't."

Joey felt confused, then took the package anyway.